Iceland to be homeland for Gingers :UN

Breaking news! The UN has just announced that the island of Iceland is to become the new homeland for red haired (ginger) people. They will be given the western half of the island and the natives will be forced to relocate to the eastern side. The "Ginger" state will be protected from any war crimes by the US veto vote. So it may cleanse the land any way it deems fit. Thor gave Iceland to the Ginger people. The Ginger state will be given the full might of the American military and the eastern half will be De-militarized for the security of the long persecuted Gingers."Thankfully the US taxpayers will fully fund this endeavor" says spokesman Al Newman for GAR (Gingers Are Us). Some opponents of this new legislation have been deemed "red haters" and "anti-ginger".  "They could be brought up on racial hate crimes." says spokesman Newman. Proponents have argued that Gingers are only a minority and they do have souls after all.